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Anyone Got a Light for this Gnarly Spliff?
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Brontosaurus Approaching Ornately Decorated Cave Entrance.
If it Weren’t for Bad Luck . . .
Philip Panzica of Houston earned national notoriety after being arrested for allegedly having sex on the High Roller Ferris wheel in Las Vegas six weeks ago. Who knew that was illegal? On Saturday, his streak of bad luck continued as he was gunned down in a carjacking at 5:15 am in southwest Houston. According to KTRK, one of the carjackers told Panzica to “come clean” before killing the 27-year-old in front of his fiancé. It is unknown if the carjackers knew about Panzica’s big wheel hanky-panky with Chloe Scordianos of Long Island, NY which happened on the day he was to marry Mistie Bozant who herself may have been pregnant with another man’s child.
The female witness to the shooting was described only as Panzica’s fiancée and it is unclear if she was the aforementioned Mistie Bozant. What is known is that Panzica and his “fiancé” had just left the Houston topless bar where she works and that an argument broke out in Panzica’s car before the carjacking occurred.
Based on information from the fiancé and the description of the stolen car, police arrested Bryant Watts and Arron Jones. Watts allegedly confessed to killing Panzica and both men are now jailed on a capital murder charge.
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Don’t Mess with Aragorn!
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Please Get Your Damn Rhinoceros Out of My Face!
Today in Texas History – March 21
From the Annals of Bloviation – In 2010, then Texas Attorney General Greg Abbot made the following statement regarding the recently passed Affordable Care Act: “The federal health care legislation passed tonight violates the United States Constitution and unconstitutionally infringes upon Texans’ individual liberties. To protect all Texans’ constitutional rights, preserve the constitutional framework intended by our nation’s founders, and defend our state from further infringement by the federal government, the State of Texas and other states will legally challenge the federal health care legislation.”
Wrong, wrong and wrong. As our latest in a long line of Poor Idiot Governors, Abbot has cost Texas literally billions of dollars in pandering to his Tea Party base. Not to mention the many dollars Abbot has wasted as AG and Governor in frivolous litigation.
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Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, Do Not Win an NCAA Tournament Game
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Mr. Spock Called. He Wants His Ears Back
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