From the Annals of Texas Trash – In 1840, slave smuggler Monroe Edwards was found to have forged a bill of sale for 171 slaves that he had smuggled up the Brazos River to his plantation Chenango near Brazoria. Edwards and his partner Christopher Dart intended to keep the slaves for sale after the Texas Revolution (fought in part to preserve slavery in Texas) ended. Dart pressured Edwards to sell the slaves and split the profits. Instead, Edwards altered a letter from Dart to appear as a bill of sale to himself. Dart sued and won an $89,000 judgment against Edwards. To add insult to injury, Edwards was also indicted and jailed. He made bond and immediately fled to Europe claiming to be a veteran of San Jacinto and an abolitionist. He was run out of Europe after the Texas Envoy to England threatened to expose him. Upon returning to the U.S., he continued his nefarious ways engaging in several major forgeries. He was arrested and convicted in a celebrated trial that was subject of daily reports in the New York press. Upon conviction he was sentenced to Sing Sing prison. In 1847, his plan to escape failed and he was beaten to death by prison guards. A perhaps fitting end for a notorious piece of human filth.
UH Paying $135,000 to McConnaughey for Commencement Speech
The University of Houston revealed that it is paying actor and UT alumunus Matthew McConnaughey $135,000 to speak before the first school-wide graduation ceremony in recent memory at new TDECU Stadium. McConnaughey has indicated that he will donate his part of the fee to a charity. However, his booking agency, Celebrity Talent International, will keep at least $20,000 for its role in securing the gig for the Academy Award winner.
UH had refused to release the amount of McConnaughey’s fee citing an unusual confidentiality provision in the engagement agreement. CTI sought to keep the fee from public disclosure arguing that if UH revealed McConaughey’s fee, a “reporter or someone” might create “unfair negatives online.” That plan backfired as the effort to keep the fee confidential created enough backlash and embarrassment for a publicly funded institution that should have no secrets about such matters and should have refused to sign a contract with a confidentiality clause.
Enough bad publicity apparently forced UH’s hand even though the Attorney General’s office has not ruled on the open records request seeking the contract. In a curious statement, UH claimed, “The university has concluded its business with CTI and, therefore, is no longer bound by its confidentiality agreement with the agency.”
That would be unlike any confidentiality agreement Red has ever laid eyes on. A standard feature of such agreements is that they survive the transaction contemplated in the agreement. Strange days indeed.
Eight Liners in Texas

SF Gate reports on illegal slot machine casinos that are easily found in Texas.
Casino gambling with cash payoffs is illegal in Texas. But on a drizzly Tuesday afternoon in February, you could not tell it by the scene inside a former tire shop near this Rio Grande Valley border town: a few dozen men and women gambling on 75 slot machines in windowless rooms.
Among the cattle ranches and wind-battered palm trees on U.S. Highway 83, the setting was lowbrow — free chips and soft drinks were the only amenities — but the payouts, in one of the poorest sections of Texas, were substantial, up to $4,000 per play.
After sliding their money into the machines, gamblers who scored jackpots raised their hand, yelled “Ticket!” and waited for a worker carrying a thick wad of bills to convert the points they had won to cash.
Despite laws saying otherwise, casinos thrive throughout the state, an underground billion-dollar industry that operates in a murky realm and engages in a perpetual cat-and-mouse game with the authorities.
Photo from valleycentral.com.
Today in Texas History – April 1

From the Annals of the Texas Polygamists – In 1858, Mormon leader Lyman Wight died near San Antonio while attempting to lead his band of Mormon fundamentalists back to the North after he had a premonition of the coming Civil War. Wight was an early convert to Mormonism when he met Joseph Smith in Ohio in 1826. Wight was among the 50 Mormon leaders tried in Missouri for treason and other crimes that resulted in the Mormon migration to Utah. After Smith and his brother were murdered by a mob, Wight was opposed to Brigham Young ascension to leader and the move to Utah. Wight refused to accept Young’s authority – claiming that Smith had instructed him to found a Mormon colony in Texas. Wight led his 200 followers to Texas in 1845, and received John O. Meusebach’s permission to found the Zodiac colony near Fredericksburg in 1847. The Mormon community quickly established itself as vital part of the area’s economy operating the first sawmill in Gillespie County and supplying seeds, lumber and flour to the German immigrants in the area. In 1848 Young sent two messengers to Texas to convince Wight to come to Utah. Wight, nicknamed “the Wild Ram of the Mountains” by his fellow Mormons for his stubborn independence, refused. He was disfellowshiped by the Mormon church in 1849. In 1851, after a flood destroyed much of Zodiac, Wight and his followers left Gillespie County settling near Bandera before fleeing the state for good.
How Texan is Ted?
Mimi Schwartz questions Ted Cruz’s Texan identity and bona fides.
Aside from those ubiquitously noted black ostrich-skin cowboy boots, Mr. Cruz is about as traditional a Texas politician as Ralph Nader. Yes, Mr. Cruz gets credit for his colorful language, though his is more in the style of a Southern Baptist preacher than an acerbic West Texas wildcatter. And yes, he self-identifies as an outsider and an individualist.
Mr. Cruz did not grow up in the same state as L.B.J. or even Rick Perry, who stepped down in January after 14 years as governor. Their Texas was predominantly rural — poor, isolated, unique. The landscape and climate shaped not only their language and culture, but also their politics: L.B.J. saw Hill Country deprivation and wanted to alleviate it; Mr. Perry’s D.I.Y. worldview and his passion for economic prosperity (his own, especially) can be traced to his escape from Paint Creek. The anti-intellectualism of Midland shaped George W. Bush far more than his family compound in Kennebunkport, Me., did.
Mr. Cruz was born in 1970 in Calgary, Alberta, to an Irish- and Italian-American mom and a Cuban-exile dad. By the time the family got to Houston, Texas was nearing the end of its transition to an urban state. The population boom that attended the oil boom of the late 1970s and early 1980s turned a conservative Democratic Texas into an even more conservative Republican stronghold.
Mr. Cruz was raised in the churchy suburb of Katy, and attended the private Second Baptist in Houston for high school, a training ground for ambitious, religious and determinedly prosperous community leaders. He wasn’t deprived or isolated; he had TV and afterschool activities. He became a passionate follower of Milton Friedman, which isn’t exactly common in Texas high schools (compared with, say, football). A great many Texans were starting to shove their progeny toward the Ivy League by the ’80s, so no shame was affixed to Mr. Cruz’s schooling at Princeton and Harvard Law School.
If you want to spot a faux Texan, just look down. Very likely they will be wearing some fancy cowboy boots that haven’t ever touched anything but carpet and pavement.
Steers and Queers? Not in Texas
More than 20 anti-gay bills have been proposed so far in the current session of the Legislature. The Tea Party dominated Senate leads the way with Senate Joint Resolution 10. That would put a constitutional amendment on the ballot that would mimic the Religious Freedom Restoration Act with some significant changes. First the aggrieved person would only have to show a burden – not a significant burden as under the RFRA. Second, the burden is on the government to prove that the burden on religious freedom is in furtherance of a compelling government interest.
A Government may not burden an individual ’s or religious organization ’s freedom of religion or right to act or refuse to act in a manner motivated by a sincerely held religious belief unless the government proves that the burden is in furtherance of a compelling governmental interest and is the least restrictive means of furthering that interest. For purposes of this subsection, the term “burden” includes indirect burdens such as withholding benefits, assessing penalties, and denying access to facilities or programs.
As Jay Michaelson of the Daily Beast points out, the proposed amendment might have unintended consequences.
Unlike a lot of legalese, that word [significant] can move mountains. If any burden on free exercise, no matter how slight, is forbidden, then it’s easy for any litigant to claim a de minimis burden and prevail in court. As someone who keeps kosher, for example, it definitely burdens my exercise of religion not to have kosher food at the Alamo. Not a substantial burden, but a burden nonetheless. Bring on the Hebrew National!
Or, to take an example from the RFRA fight in Georgia, suppose my reading of the New Testament tells me I should be able to beat my spouse and child. If all I need to show is any burden, should surely get an accommodation from Texas.
Do I even need to mention Sharia Law here? Another delicious irony: Texas’s conservatives hate gays so much, they’re willing to help Muslim fundamentalists.
The “Smart” Early Money

CBS Sports reports that the University of Texas is talking with VCU Coach Shaka Smart about replacing oust Head Basketball Coach Rick Barnes. Smart has turned down numerous lucrative opportunities including jobs at Maryland, NC State and Marquette. Smart has a 163-56 record at VCU and led the Rams to the Final Four in 2011.
Red thinks Smart would be a smart choice (not many college basketball coaches have a Masters Degree in Social Science), but is rooting for Larry Krystkowiak so that his alma mater can finally have a Coach K with an unpronounceable name.
Today in Texas History – March 31

From the Annals of Bloodsport – In 1878, Jack Johnson nicknamed the “Galveston Giant” was born in Galveston. Johnson won the world heavyweight title on December 26, 1908 when he beat Canadian Tommy Burns, in Sydney, Australia. Johnson had stalked Burns around the world for almost two years and frequently taunted him in the press for refusing to fight. After Johnson won the title, white racism against him intensified. There was a call for a “Great White Hope” to take the title away from Johnson. In covering one of his fights, the New York Times wrote, “If the black man wins, thousands and thousands of his ignorant brothers will misinterpret his victory as justifying claims to much more than mere physical equality with their white neighbors.” Johnson faced a series of fighters each billed by boxing promoters as a “Great White Hope” and in 1909 alone, he beat Frank Moran, Tony Ross, Al Kaufman, and the middleweight champion Stanley Ketchel. The inability of any white fighters to take down Johnson and a huge payday prompted retired champion James J. Jeffries to reluctantly come out of retirement. Jeffries had not fought for 6 years and reportedly lost over 100 pounds in training. The fight took place on July 4, 1910 in Reno, Nevada in front of 20,000 spectators. Jeffries was ineffective and Johnson dominated the fight knocking down Jeffries for the first time in his career. Before the 15th round, Jeffries´ corner threw in the towel to end the fight and prevent Jeffries from having a knock out on his record. Afterwards, Jeffries was humbled by the loss and what he’d seen of Johnson in their match. “I could never have whipped Johnson at my best,” Jeffries said. “I couldn’t have hit him. No, I couldn’t have reached him in 1,000 years.”
Texas Dept of Health and Human Services Scandal Unfolds – Janek Twisting in the Wind
The Austin American Statesman reports that an investigation into the no-bid contracting scandal at the Texas Department of Health and Human Services is critical of Commissioner and former State Senator Kyle Janek. Janek, appointed by Perry, has watched as the agency he directed has come under assault for awarding multi-million contracts to unqualified companies with connections to former HHS General Counsel Jack Stick – who along with 2 others has already resigned. Janek is also under investigation for his award of tuition grants to seemingly unqualified recipients. The main focus is the agency’s contract to 21CT – an untested company awarded a lucrative contract without competitive bidding.
The multimillion-dollar, no-bid state deals with Austin tech firm 21CT “skirted the limits” of the law and was a “policy fiasco” that illustrates the need for changes in the leadership structure at the Health and Human Services Commission, according to a report released by the governor’s office Monday.
A so-called strike force assembled by Gov. Greg Abbott conducted 50 interviews and found the Medicaid fraud deal with 21CT was pursued by state officials who “exercised judgment so poor that it put HHSC’s credibility at risk.”
Rick Barnes Era Ends at Texas
Rick Barnes who led the UT Men’s Basketball Team to 16 NCAA tournament appearances in his 17 seasons is officially out as Texas’ coach. Rumors of Barnes’ demise had been circulating for weeks. Many thought that Barnes’ tenure at Texas was doomed the moment that Steve Patterson (formerly of the Houston Rockets and a serious basketball devotee) was named as Athletic Director.
At a press conference, Barnes revealed some of the machinations that led to the “mutual agreement” of Barnes and UT to part ways. Barnes claimed that Patterson had told him that he would be back for another season after UT lost to Butler in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. Barnes further confirmed Patterson told him a few days ago he had to fire staff or be fired himself. Barnes told Patterson that he could not fire his assistants. “I couldn’t do that. That would be me saying this is about me. I’ve been carried by a lot of people here. We’re in this together.” Barnes also said his staff offered to quit but he refused to let them.
Barnes leaves as UT’s all time leader in wins (402), NCAA tournament appearances (16), and NCAA tournament wins (19). That said, his performance over the last few seasons left him vulnerable. UT had failed to advance past the second round since 2008 when they made their last Elite Eight appearance. Texas’ free fall from a top 10 ranking early in the season to being easily finished off in the NCAA Tournament probably sealed his fate.
Burnt Orange Report speculates on the likely candidates to replace Barnes.
