From the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Who knew they could fit a 707 into a presidential library?
Jay: Thanks to Donald Trump for being here tonight and I see there are some other guys on the stage, I’m not really sure who you are – please introduce yourselves.
Rand Paul: It’s time we had a curly-headed president again. Look how well Andrew Jackson did.
Marco Rubio: I could have sworn I shaved before this debate.
Chris Christie: Does this tie make me look fat?
Carly Fiorina: How did Nixon’s makeup man sneak into my dressing room?
Ted Cruz: I am shutting down this debate unless we defund CNN right now!
John Kasich: I’m over here.
Ben Carson: It takes real balls to wear a pin stripe suit this ugly to a Presidential debate.
Jeb!!!!$$$$?: See I told you I was taller than everyone else.
Mike Huckabee: Chris Christie’s tie does make him look fat. Really fat. I should know.
Scott Walker: ZZZZZZZZ
Donald Trump: Have you seen my poll numbers? Next question.