Red is pretty damn sure that last night’s GOP debate is the first time that penis size has ever come up in a presidential debate. The spirited repartee over the size of Donald Trump’s penis has generated some interesting and heretofore unprecedented headlines on the important topic of just how big our President’s dick should be.
From CNN – Donald Trump Defends Size of His Penis
From the International Business Times – Donald Trump Discusses Penis Size During Fox News Republican Debate
From Hollywood Life – Donald Trump Fires Back at Marco Rubio: “There is No Problem” with my Penis
Red thinks the headline writers were challenged by this unusual development and failed to respond with their usual expertise. Red also notes that Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas) stayed out of the dick-swinging fray last night. Does Ted have something to hide?