Once again, Red will run through as many of the logos for the schools selected in the field of 68 as he possible can during this period of March Madness (ending in early April). Red performs this annual service for the benefit of those in the logo design industry and for his own amusement. Mostly the latter.
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The Face of the Modern GOP Just Emerged

This is Stony Rushing in full “Boss Hogg” get up – the man Red thinks is most likely to represent North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District after a special election called in the wake of rampant election fraud committed by the campaign of now-disgraced Mark Harris who has smartly declined to run again. Red really can’t think of a better image to represent the modern GOP than Mr. Rushing in his white suit and hat clutching a cigar and holding a lever action rifle.
And please note that Mr. Rushing thinks that the Democrats are to blame for the election fraud that resulting in an opportunity for him to seize the brass ring. As Mr. Rushing put it, “Dan McReady [the Democratic candidate] and his Establishment Friends Just Threw ALL of our Ballots in the Trash! What are We going to do about IT?”
Red must admit that he does like Mr. Rushing penchant for over-capitalization – something Red is frequently guilty of. Red also expects some Texas Republicans to follow Mr. Rushing’s lead.
Quote for the Day
“I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last four years. People want to work for what they get. So, I think that this idea of a guaranteed minimum is not something most people want. They want the ability to be able to secure a job. They want the ability to live in a country where’s there’s the potential for upward mobility.”
Ivanka Trump commenting on the Green New Deal.
Is it possible that this smug, self-entitled, trust fund baby, silver spoon, sweatshop using, know-it-all can no longer hear exactly how utterly tone-deaf this sounds coming from a coiffed, haute couture fashioned, extraordinarily cushioned Daddy’s little girl who has never had to worry about money for a single second of her entire existence. What does she know about anything? Maybe she does know something about upward mobility in going from the fabulously wealthy to the absurdly wealthy. Do us all a favor IT, shut the f#(K up. And Red will give you one that really hurts, AOC is better looking than you.
Trouble Finally Reaching the United Methodist Church
Several denominations have seen major rifts occurring over the issue of gay marriage and LGBTQ clergy. The Episcopal Church of the USA (ECUSA) has been rent asunder by the issue with other Anglican conventions (primarily from Africa) rushing into cater to congregations that are unwilling to accept the fact that homosexuality has become rather mainstream in American culture. The Presbyterians have face similar challenges. Now it’s the United Methodist Church’s turn on the spit. Will it become the Untied Methodist Church?
At their meeting this week, the UMC will vote on two proposals – dubbed the “Traditional Plan” and the “One Church Plan.” The New York Times explains the differences.
The Traditional Plan:
“essentially maintains the church’s practice of denying gays and lesbians equality and appears to have the most support. The church’s policy, which dates from 1972, states that “the practice of homosexuality is incompatible with Christian teaching.”
The plan prohibits gays and lesbians from becoming clergy and forbids same-sex marriage. It defines homosexuals as people in same-sex marriages or civil unions, and those who “publicly state that they are practicing homosexuals.”
Clergy who officiate at same-sex weddings would receive a one-year, unpaid suspension. A second offense would result in removal from the clergy.
The policy would also require groups within the denomination to “certify adherence” to the rule. Those who refuse would be “urged” to leave the United Methodist Church, which would prohibit them from using the denomination’s name or logo.
The primary supporters of the proposal are church members from African nations and the Philippines, as well as evangelical Europeans and Americans, who expressed a desire to retain the church’s longstanding rules.”
The One Church Plan:
“would allow individual churches or regions to decide for themselves whether to hire gay clergy or to perform same-sex weddings.
It would also eliminate the church policy that homosexuality is incompatible with Christianity.
Churches that choose not to hire gay and lesbian priests or to conduct same-sex weddings would not be punished. Bishops and clergy who choose not to officiate at ordinations or same-sex weddings would be protected from being sanctioned.”
Red was raised in the UMC and still attends just frequently enough to maintain a claim to membership. Sadly, Red is predicting the same fate for the UMC that has befallen other denominations that have faced this issue. Most major urban congregations are unlikely to accept that they must repudiate gay members who wish to be married or serve the Church. Rural and small town churches will seek refuge in what can only be called Christian bigotry. The Church will split and be further weakened by a fight that doesn’t have to be fought. It seems the haters will win a pyrrhic victory no matter what the outcome as they will go their separate way to wallow in their intolerance and self delusion of their holiness and “perfection” of Christianity that even John Wesley ultimately repudiated.
Red would like to think that in God’s eyes we are all saints and sinners and that no one is perfect and no one should even strive towards perfection as the ultimate goal of a spiritual quest. Only disillusionment lies on that path. If God created us, he created us as flawed and highly imperfect creatures who must cooperate despite our differences to survive in what can be a very hostile world. And if God does not love his gay children just as much as everyone else, then something is wrong with his creation.
As the old saw goes, maybe “God is alive and well and working on a less ambitious project.”
Fort Hood Soldiers Living in Substandard Housing
While Individual 1 is looking to divert money from military construction budgets to pay for his “beautiful border wall” under his bogus claim of a National Emergency, soldiers and their families at Fort Hood near Killeen are living in substandard housing. The Austin American Statesman reports there are “deplorable conditions inside on-post housing, ranging from blooms of mold and lead paint to infestations of snakes and cockroaches and dangerously faulty window screens.” It is unclear whether Trump’s use of military funds would have an impact on fixing up the pathetic housing provided to the military. These problems are rampant across barracks run by the US Armed Forces and other housing which is provided under a privatization program under an Australian Company Lend Lease. Privatization of military housing was supposed to improve conditions and provide cost savings and it appears to have done neither. Diversion of funds from the military for Trumps BBW may not have any impact on whether our military families get decent housing, but it does show where Trump’s priorities lie – which is doing anything to save face for his absurd campaign pledge rather than addressing the actual needs of soldiers and their families for safe and secure housing.
More National Emergencies on the Horizon
Individual 1 a/k/a Trumph – the Insult Comic President has declared a national emergency on the southern border to enable a raid on Department of Defense funds to build the “wall” that he showed no interest in building while the GOP had complete control of government for 2 years (long windup). Like most things, once a leader gets a taste of exercising power, he or she will be looking around for other opportunities to flex their presidential muscle. Fortunately for you, Red has chopped open some chickens and can make a few predictions about future crisis, that Trumph will claim require use of his extraordinary emergency powers. To list just a few:
Critical shortages of orange hair dye and skin bronzer requires emergency confiscation of existing supplies for executive use.
Three triple bogeys in a row at Mar-a-Lago requires emergency change in rules of golf – US President starts each hole at -1 strokes.
Pending threat of incarceration requires executive action declaring presidential children immune from federal prosecution.
New bimbo eruptions require creation of emergency detention camps in California desert for presidential accusers and their attorneys.
Putin’s threats of exposure of Trump organization’s rampant criminal activity requires emergency action turning over all nuclear weapons to Russia -shipping to be paid by U.S.
Drop in viewership requires emergency executive order requiring all citizens to watch 3.5 hours of Fox News every day – with test to follow.
Emergence of 2020 GOP primary challengers sparks emergency roundup and detention of declared candidates for re-education in ways of all things Trumpian.
Possibility of loss in 2020 election requires declaration establishing Trumph as “President for Life.”
Today in Texas History – February 12
From the Annals of the Blue Northers – In 1899, the coldest temperature ever recorded in Texas occurred in Tulia. Thermometers recorded a temperature of minus 23 degrees Fahrenheit. The frigid air was part of the “Big Freeze” (a/k/a the Great Blizzard of 1899) perhaps the most famous blue norther ever to reach the state. Record lows that still stand today were recorded across much of the eastern U.S. including the only subzero temperature ever recorded in Florida. In Texas, the blizzard killed thousands of head of livestock and damaged crops.
A New Era of Professional Football in Texas

Somehow Red must have been sleeping or engaged in important activity like smoking ribs, but he completely missed the inaugural game at the Alamodome of the San Antonio Commanders – Texas’ entry into the new Alliance of American Football. The new league which kicked off this weekend is composed of 8 teams in Atlanta, Birmingham, Memphis and Orlando in the East and San Antonio, San Diego, Arizona and Salt Lake City in the West.
The Commanders are headed by former San Diego Chargers coach Mike Riley and Dallas Cowboys legend Daryl Johnston is the General Manager of the team. The Commanders name is a tribute to San Antonio’s military history complete with sword, Alamo profile and one lone star.
The AAF has some interesting rules. There are no kickoffs (possession starts at the 25 yard line), no extra points (teams must go for a 2-point conversion) and no onside kicks (under certain conditions, after scoring teams can opt for a 4th and 12 from their own 28 yard line). Teams are allowed 2 coaches challenges and there are no replays (but there is a 9th “Sky Official” who can review calls and overturn the on-field decision. And most critically to fans of all stripes, the league is streamlining time-outs and aims to complete games in 2.5 hours. And most commendably, the league is outsourcing head injury reviews to a neutral third-party.
Oh, and the Commanders defeated the San Diego 15-6 in their first game.
Today in Texas History – February 11
From the Annals of the Republic – In 1842, sailors and marines stationed on the Texas Navy schooner San Antonio mutinied. The SA was anchored in the Mississippi River at New Orleans at the time. Most of the officers were allowed shore leave but sailors and marines were confined aboard because of fear of desertion. Some enterprising New Orleans citizen smuggled liquor to the ensconced sailors and marines who under marine sergeant Seymour Oswalt, began an unsuccessful mutiny demanding shore leave. Lt. Charles Fuller ordered the marine guard to stand ground at which point Oswalt attacked Fuller with a tomahawk. In the ensuing fight, Lt. Fuller was shot and killed. Most of the mutineers fled the ship where they were captured and placed in jail in New Orleans. Louisiana refused to extradite them back to Texas, but a few mutineers who had not escaped the ship met a different fate. The head of the Texas Navy, Commodore Edwin Moore court-martialed some of the remaining mutineers. Three were sentenced to flogging, and four were hanged from the yardarm of the Austin on April 6, 1843. Sgt. Oswalt himself escaped from jail in New Orleans and was never brought to justice. Shortly afterward, the San Antonio was dispatched to Campeche but was lost at sea.
And this Ladies and Gentlemen is Your Top Legal Official in Texas
VOTER FRAUD ALERT: The
@TXsecofstate discovered approx 95,000 individuals identified by DPS as non-U.S. citizens have a matching voter registration record in TX, approx 58,000 of whom have voted in TX elections. Any illegal vote deprives Americans of their voice.
All of which is an utter and complete fabrication brought to you by an AG facing criminal prosecution for deceptive activity. Red is still waiting for the retraction.
