Let’s Compare our NFL Teams

As readers know, Red complains every year about the Cowboys getting all the press and most significantly national TV exposure – while the Houston Texans languish in the media doldrums and typically receive only the obligatory 1 or 2 national TV games each season.   So let’s look at the records of the two Texas teams over the last 14 years since the Texans arrived on the scene in 2002.

Overall Record:  Texans are 97-127, Cowboys are 118-106.

Playoff Appearances:  Texans 3, Cowboys 5.

Playoff Record:  Texans 2-2,  Cowboys 2-5.  Neither team has advanced past second round.

Head to Head:  Texans 1, Cowboys 2.

Okay, so Red has to admit that the Cowboys have the edge in all categories except percentage of playoff wins.  But the overall edge is not that great and the overall win/loss numbers are skewed by two abhorrent seasons in which the Texans went 2-14 and fired the head coach.  The difference clearly does not justify one team getting 10 national TV appearances this season and the other team getting 3 (including the late season flex to Sunday night of the Texans/Patriots game).

 

 

 

 

Button Up Your Overcoat

The Weather Channel is predicting a colder than average winter for Texas and most of the Southern U.S.

For the first three months of 2016, WSI says the best chance of colder-than-normal temperatures lies in roughly the southern half of the Lower 48 states, from Southern California into the Southern Plains, Deep South, Florida and the Carolinas.

However, there’s a January catch.

“We expect a ‘tale of two months’, with a cold-West, warm-East first half of the month, followed by a reversal during the back half of the month towards potentially much colder eastern U.S. temperatures,” wrote Dr. Todd Crawford, WSI chief meteorologist, in their outlook released Friday.

Interestingly, one factor in this pattern reversal may have been brought about by an Icelandic storm that tugged above-freezing air to the North Pole between Christmas and New Year’s Eve. 

“The rapid and unexpected destruction of the tropospheric polar vortex, via the historically strong North Atlantic storm this week, has thrown a significant monkey wrench into the January forecast,” said Crawford.

Specifically, the more “blocked up” the upper-level flow is in the higher latitudes, the more likely cold air is going to be forced south into the U.S. The stronger and more persistent the blocking, the longer the cold air will stick around.

Crawford said whether the colder East pattern relents later in January is uncertain, as upper-atmospheric blocking, such as is forecast for mid-January, often lasts longer than numerical models suggest.

Red isn’t exactly sure what upper-atmospheric blocking entails, but it sounds bad and he is stocking up on fire wood.

Today in Texas History – January 5

From the Annals of the Revolution – In 1836, David Crockett arrived in Texas.  At the time, he was one of the most famous men in America.  In 1834, the newly formed Whig Party had seriously considered Rep. Crockett of Tennessee for its presidential candidate.  Crockett was a folk hero based on his backwoods origins, but he was also a reasonable shrewd politician who played up his popular image in winning a seat in Congress representing west Tennessee. He had pushed for land reform that would have benefitted his landless Tennessee constituents and refused to kowtow to Pres. Andrew Jackson.  He strongly opposed the president’s Indian Removal Bill.  But after suffering a last electoral defeat, he apparently realized that he could not compete with the powerful Jackson.  When he lost his congressional seat in 1835 he was at a low point.  Heavily in debt and estranged from his wife, he embarked on the trip to Texas undoubtedly hoping to revive his sagging political fortunes.  He was well received in Texas and likely would have been a political force in the Republic had he survived the Revolution.  “I told the people of my District, that, if they saw fit to re-elect me, I would serve them as faithfully as I had done,but, if not, they might to go to hell, and I would go to Texas.”

30,000 Dead Dairy Cows

Winter storm Goliath wreaked havoc with transportation in the days after Christmas, but its after-effects are now being felt.  Texas and New Mexico dairy farmers estimate that 30,000 head were lost in the blizzard that covered much of Eastern New Mexico and the Texas Panhandle.  Texas Association of Dairymen executive director Darren Turley said an estimated 15,000 mature dairy cows died from the storm.  The impact area contains ten counties that account for almost  40% of the state’s milk production.

Of course that means less dairy production and possibly higher milk prices in the immediate future, but disposal is a real problem right now. Texas dairy producers are working with state environmental officials to find ways to dispose of the mass numbers of dead animals. Some counties are allowing producers to put carcasses in their landfills.

Today in Texas History – January 4

From the Annals of Radio – In 1923, radio station WBAP in Fort Worth first broadcast a “Barn Dance” country music variety show  featuring a fiddler, a square-dance caller, and aged Confederate veteran Capt. M. J. Bonner.   The format relied on cornpone humor, lively music mixed  with the occasional tearjerker and stereotypical country costumes.   WBAP had been established by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram under Amon G. Carter in 1922 and was looking for a distinctive programming format which it found with the Barn Dance. This format quickly swept the nation and was  copied by  the Grand Ole Opry from Nashville and the National Barn Dance broadcast from Chicago among many others.

Texans Make the Playoffs

The Texans secured a playoff berth with a thorough dismantling of the hapless Jacksonville Jaguars today.  Red’s favorite and awesomely named football player Whitney Mercilus had an outstanding day with 3.5    sacks, a forced fumble and a fumble recovery. We will see if the schedule allows Red to continue his streak of seeing every Texans playoff win. It’s an admittedly short streak of 2 games but a streak nonetheless.

Jonathan Stickland Liked the Weed – A Lot

Rep. and self-styled “former fetus” Jonathan Stickland (TP-Bedford) is trying to move past his on-line record indicating that he condoned marital rape and really liked smoking the marijuana so much so that he was curious about growing his own cannabis.  Stickland, a Tea Party stalwart, now claims that he regrets the on-line trail of evidence he left and that yes, he smoked a few spleefs in his time, but he has repented and been forgiven. Red is the last person to cast stones – unless the target thereof is parading as some holier than thou state representative who is fair game for public comment. Red also believes in forgiveness – but not disremembering.   The Trail Blazers Blog from the Dallas Morning News has more.

Notably, our former poor idiot governor Rick Perry has endorsed Bedford pastor Scott Fisher, who he once appointed to serve on two state commissions.

Is it Just Red, or Does this Kid Looked Stoned

This Dec. 28, 2015 photo released by Mexico's Jalisco state prosecutor's office shows who authorities identify as Ethan Couch, after he was taken into custody in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. U.S. authorities said the Texas teenager serving probation for killing four people in a drunken-driving wreck after invoking an "affluenza" defense, was in custody in Mexico, weeks after he and his mother disappeared. (Mexico's Jalisco state prosecutor's office via AP) Photo: AP / Jalisco state prosecutor's office

Red is not normally one to pick on teens, but occasionally there is a worthy subject.  In this case, it’s notorious “affluenza” teen Ethan Couch who fled to Mexico with his possibly even more irresponsible mother Tonya Couch.  Both were captured in Puerto Vallarta  earlier this week.  Couch will likely face a maximum of 4 months in jail for parole violations despite having killed 4 and critically injuring another in a drunk driving episode when he was 16.  Couch’s attorneys claimed that his privileged upbringing somehow made the youth less responsible for his egregious acts.  An unrepentant Couch and his mother apparently staged a “going away” party before they fled to Mexico in the face of Couch going away for parole violations.