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Republicans Face Dilemma on Supreme Court Vacancy

Harold Cook at Letters from Texas does an excellent job of explaining the dilemma the GOP-controlled Senate faces in attempting to obstruct Pres. Obama from filling the vacancy resulting from Justice Scalia’s death.  In Red’s view to the extent that they are counting on Donald Trump winning the Presidency and nominating the next Scalia, they are playing a losing hand.

The Mystery of Resting Bitch Face Resolved?

Young Red was often told that he looked too serious.  Red’s fourth grade teacher went so far as to claim that she had never seen him smile.  Red recalls that he was too busy working out the analytics of long-division to sport a shit-eating grin for that old biddy.  But looking back at Red’s first grade class picture (recently supplied by an old friend), even Red had to admit that he was the only kid in the group of 32 that was not smiling – except for one boy known to suffer from irritable bowel syndrome. The irony is that Red is almost preternaturally happy.   But now Red knows that he suffers from the dreaded Resting Bitch Face – a condition that causes one’s normal facial expression to range from slightly peeved to perturbed to downright contemptuous.   How sad to endure a malady of unknown complexity.  All these years, Red could have simply responded, “It’s my RBF, man, back off” when confronted with comments about his apparently Quixotic doleful countenance.

Fortunately for RBF sufferers everywhere,  researchers Jason Rogers, Ph.D. and Abbe Macbeth, Ph.D. have analyzed the perception of RBF in their groundbreaking study  Throwing Shade:  The Science of Resting Bitch Face.   Not to spoil the exciting conclusion, but Rogers and Macbeth have concluded that the “answer may lie in our brains, which have evolved the fusiform face gyrus, an area that specializes in recognizing faces, as well specific regions of the right parietal cortex that are specifically activated when analyzing facial expressions” (footnotes omitted – you’re welcome).  It’s all perfectly clear now.

Let’s Go Dynamo

The Houston Dynamo have published the 2016 Season Schedule   Red is particularly looking forward to seeing the Portland Timber on September 24 (defending MLS Champions), the second-season New York City FC on September 30 (hopefully with aging Italian superstar Andrea Pirlo) and Toronto FC on August 13 (with league MVP Sebastian Giovinco) and the interstate rival FC Dallas on March 12.

Today in Texas History – January 13

From the Annals of Air Travel –  In 1974, the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport officially opened.  Originally called the Dallas-Fort Worth Regional Airport, DFW is the third busiest airport in the world measured by take-offs and landings and the ninth in the world measured by number of passengers with over 60 million passenger arrivals and departures.  Curiously, it is the second busiest airport in international arrivals/departures behind Houston’s Bush Intercontinental.  It does have the distinction of being one of the few airports in the world with flights to more than 200 foreign destinations.

DFW is located in Dallas and Tarrant Counties and takes in parts of Irving, Euless, Grapevine and Coppell.  It has its own ZIP code and postal designation (“DFW Airport, TX”).  The massive complex also has its own police, fire protection and emergency medical services.   DFW has 5 terminals with a total of 165 gates.  It has room to expand to up to 13 terminals with 260 gates.

The Future of Air Travel – Boeing 797 or Hoax?

797The Boeing 797 is rumored to be a 1,000 passenger airplane with a blended wing and fuselage design. The 797 has been developed by Boeing in cooperation with NASA Langley Research Centre.  The radically new airliner will have a wing span of 265 feet and it designed to fit within the newly created Air Terminals for the 555 passenger Airbus A380 which is 262 feet wide.

The new design has several advantages – the most important being the lift to drag ratio which is expected to increase by 50%.  This will make the new jet an estimated 33% more fuel efficient than the A380.   The jet also has what is termed ‘high airframe rigidity’ which reduces turbulence and creates less stress on the airframe and also increases fuel efficiency.

The 797 is expected to have a 10,000 Mile range cruising at Mach 0.88 or 654 MPH.  No rollout date is yet set.

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Or is this a hoax?

 

Button Up Your Overcoat

The Weather Channel is predicting a colder than average winter for Texas and most of the Southern U.S.

For the first three months of 2016, WSI says the best chance of colder-than-normal temperatures lies in roughly the southern half of the Lower 48 states, from Southern California into the Southern Plains, Deep South, Florida and the Carolinas.

However, there’s a January catch.

“We expect a ‘tale of two months’, with a cold-West, warm-East first half of the month, followed by a reversal during the back half of the month towards potentially much colder eastern U.S. temperatures,” wrote Dr. Todd Crawford, WSI chief meteorologist, in their outlook released Friday.

Interestingly, one factor in this pattern reversal may have been brought about by an Icelandic storm that tugged above-freezing air to the North Pole between Christmas and New Year’s Eve. 

“The rapid and unexpected destruction of the tropospheric polar vortex, via the historically strong North Atlantic storm this week, has thrown a significant monkey wrench into the January forecast,” said Crawford.

Specifically, the more “blocked up” the upper-level flow is in the higher latitudes, the more likely cold air is going to be forced south into the U.S. The stronger and more persistent the blocking, the longer the cold air will stick around.

Crawford said whether the colder East pattern relents later in January is uncertain, as upper-atmospheric blocking, such as is forecast for mid-January, often lasts longer than numerical models suggest.

Red isn’t exactly sure what upper-atmospheric blocking entails, but it sounds bad and he is stocking up on fire wood.

Today in Texas History – January 5

From the Annals of the Revolution – In 1836, David Crockett arrived in Texas.  At the time, he was one of the most famous men in America.  In 1834, the newly formed Whig Party had seriously considered Rep. Crockett of Tennessee for its presidential candidate.  Crockett was a folk hero based on his backwoods origins, but he was also a reasonable shrewd politician who played up his popular image in winning a seat in Congress representing west Tennessee. He had pushed for land reform that would have benefitted his landless Tennessee constituents and refused to kowtow to Pres. Andrew Jackson.  He strongly opposed the president’s Indian Removal Bill.  But after suffering a last electoral defeat, he apparently realized that he could not compete with the powerful Jackson.  When he lost his congressional seat in 1835 he was at a low point.  Heavily in debt and estranged from his wife, he embarked on the trip to Texas undoubtedly hoping to revive his sagging political fortunes.  He was well received in Texas and likely would have been a political force in the Republic had he survived the Revolution.  “I told the people of my District, that, if they saw fit to re-elect me, I would serve them as faithfully as I had done,but, if not, they might to go to hell, and I would go to Texas.”