I’ll Have a Talisker and Soda – but Make it with Cutty Sark

The Dallas Morning News reports on Operation Bottoms Up which has revealed that numerous Texas watering holes are not always serving the high priced liquor ordered by the customer.

You’ve been warned: The Good Stuff you’re ordering at your favorite bar, restaurant or, um, gentleman’s club could be the cheap stuff.

That’s according to an undercover investigation by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission, which sampled drinks at 68 licensed establishments across Texas and determined that 21 of them were serving phony pours — “counterfeit liquor,” according to the release. TABC spokesman Chris Porter tells The Dallas Morning News that five of the 21 establishments staring at steep penalties are in North Texas, with one each in Dallas, Fort Worth, Irving, Mesquite and Addison. He says he can’t name names until formal charges are filed. He also says he can’t reveal what brands were ordered and what brands were actually served, since they don’t have the manufacturers’ permission.

“What we identified in this situation was folks who ordered high-end may not have been receiving what they ordered,” he says. “It could have been rotgut or lesser-quality alcohol. But what they ordered isn’t what they received.” He says the samples involved spirits — vodka, bourbon, rum — but not, say, beer.

Over the years, he says, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has received countless complaints that bars and restaurants are selling the cheap stuff at high-end prices. But until this spring, the TABC had no way to prove it.

“This is the first operation we’ve done like this, because we didn’t have the technology to do something like until early spring,” Porter says. “We receive complaints on a fairly regular basis. Folks will order something that doesn’t taste right, and now that we have the technology to test it, we plan on conducting several operations.”

Waco Mammoth Site Gets National Monument Designation

President Barack Obama announced today that the Waco Mammoth Site will be designated as a National Monument.  The site is home to the nation’s only nursery herd of Columbian mammoths.  The site was discovered in 1978 by Paul Barron and Eddie Bufkin who were searching for arrowheads and fossils near the Bosque River. Instead, they found a large bone in an eroded ravine. Recognizing the unusual nature of the find, they removed the bone and took it to the Strecker Museum at Baylor University for examination. The bone was identified as Columbian mammoth (Mammuthus columbi). Museum staff members quickly organized a team of volunteers and excavation began at the site which continued for almost 30 years.

The site opened to the public in 2009.  It contains the excavated remains of 22 female and baby mammoths, which make up a nursery herd.  Some of them drowned about 65,000 years ago when the Bosque River flooded and trapped them in a steep channel. Later floods buried the remains.  The origin of the other fossils at the site is unclear.

“These unique and well-preserved remains provide superlative opportunities for scientific study,” the White House said in an announcement, calling the site “a rare opportunity” for research.

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Today in Texas History – July 10

From the Annals of the Conquistadors –   In 1520, Hernan Cortes, his army and Tlaxcalan allies were forced to flee Tenochtitlan in what became known at the Noche Triste.  The population of Tenochtitlan had risen against them after Pedro Alvarado had slaughtered many Aztec nobles in a brutal and senseless massacre that occurred while Cortes was away quelling a rebellion of Spanish troops on the coast.  Upon his return to Tenochtitlan, Cortes quickly realized that their position was untenable and ordered an evacuation from the island capital.

Under cover of darkness, the Spaniards and their allies set out for the mainland via the causeway to Tlacopan. The retreat was hampered by the fact that the Aztecs had removed the bridges over the gaps in the causeways that linked the city to the mainland.  However, Cortés’ men constructed a portable bridge with which to cross the openings.They placed the portable bridge in the first gap, but at that moment their movement was detected and Aztec forces attacked, both along the causeway and by means of canoes on the lake. The Spaniards had no choice but to continue to retreat down the narrow causeway.

The retreat quickly turned into a rout as Cortes’ men could not remove the portable bridge unit from the first gap. The bulk of the Spanish infantry, left behind by Cortés and the other horsemen, had to cut their way through the masses of Aztec warriors opposing them. Many of the Spaniards, weighed down by their armor and booty, drowned in the causeway gaps or were killed by the Aztecs. Much of the wealth the Spaniards had acquired in Tenochtitlan was lost.  More than two-thirds of the Spanish troops were killed or captured and the Spanish allies suffered heavy losses. Upon reaching the mainland at Tlacopan, Cortes wept over their losses.  The old tree (“El árbol de la noche triste”) where Cortés cried is still a monument in Mexico.

JEB!!!!$$$? Speaks – Red Translates

JEB!!!!$$$? has been quoted as stating that Americans need to work longer hours.   As usual, Red will translate so that you don’t have to do it yourself.

“My aspiration for the country [another failed Bush presidency] and I believe [at least my cadre of the usual Bush family advisors tell me that I should believe it] we can achieve it, is 4 percent growth [please don’t laugh out loud] as far as the eye can see [of course, I have notoriously bad vision]. Which means we have to be a lot more productive [get off your fat lazy working poor asses], workforce participation has to rise from its all-time modern lows. It means that people need to work longer hours [which is very easy to say for a guy who gets $75,000 for a one hour speech to willing syncophants] and, through their productivity, gain more income for their families [which we will figure out how to tax so that rich guys like me pay less]. That’s the only way we’re going to get out of this rut [a Democrat in the White House] that we’re in [caused largely by my incompetent fool of a big brother].”

Everything’s Just Peachy

That was the only reply that one of Red’s former co-workers ever gave when asked “How’s it going?”  But right now everything is just peachy because Texas growers are expecting a bumper crop.  Red has already been enjoying the delicious Freestone peaches from the Mexia area and has been eagerly anticipated the possibly even more delicious Stonewall peaches from the Hill Country.  Red may even try some of those North Texas peaches that he has ignored for years.  The San Antonio Express-News reports that heavy spring rains have not affected the golden goodness headed our way.

Today in Texas History – July 9

From the Annals of the Missions –  In 1716,  Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe de los Nacogdoches Mission was founded by the Domingo Ramon expedition in a village of the Nacogdoches Indians.  The well-traveled Father Antonio Margil de Jesus was placed in charge of the mission. The mission was abandoned temporarily in 1719 because of a French invasion of Texas, but it was the first Zacatecan mission to be restored when the Spanish reasserted control two years later. The mission was deemed a failure as the Nacogdoches tribe resisted conversion to Catholicism.  In 1773, it was permanently abandoned after the cession of Louisiana to Spain by the French.

How Long Has it Been Since We Bashed Ted Cruz? – Well That’s Too Long, Cont.

All Red has to do is sit back and let the Washington Post take up the cudgel and repeatedly whack Sen. Cruz (TP – Texas) several times up side of the head.  This time it involves Cruz’s utterly spineless flip-flop on fast track trade authority.   But let others do the heavy lifting.

In the space of a week he voted for fast-track authority, heard cries from the far right and then reversed himself — and still had the nerve to denounce GOP leaders with whom he voted the first time around. Politico explains:

The Texas firebrand and Republican 2016 presidential hopeful had been a vocal supporter of trade legislation, even co-authoring a Wall Street Journal op-ed in April saying that the fast-track bill, known as Trade Promotion Authority, is a “fair deal” for the American worker. In May, he voted to advance the TPA bill, which also included a worker aid package favored by Democrats.

But just hours before a decisive Tuesday vote, Cruz [changed] his tune. . . . Cruz, who has long aligned himself with the tea party wing of the party, has taken some flak from the right for backing the trade bill initially — so voting “no” now could insulate himself from some of that criticism. Yet it could further alienate himself from big business and deep-pocketed donors who are staunch proponents of expanded markets.

Now, even before this latest jaw-dropper, Cruz was in no danger of getting mainstream support. There are not too many non-tea partyers who appreciate him after orchestrating the shutdown, going whole-hog on anti-immigration reform, whipping up support for an anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment and advancing a frankly incoherent worldview (yes on destroying the Islamic state, no on the NSA and on anymore troops). He’s in single digits in most state and national polls, overshadowed at this stage by the likes of Ben Carson and former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee — whose supporters he appears to be chasing after.

Cruz likes to fancy himself as the only principled man inside the Beltway, but with stunts like the trade flip-flop he makes crystal clear that his only deeply held belief is self-promotion. Coverage in Texas media of his about-face was stinging, painting him as a political coward. (“For months, Sen. Ted Cruz backed a critical part of President Barack Obama’s trade agenda. But after weeks of taking heat from conservatives, Cruz abandoned his support for Trade Promotion Authority on Tuesday.”) And the  Wall Street Journal editorial board observed, “Much of the opposition [on the far right] has been pure opportunism, an attempt to parlay distrust of all-things-Obama into talk-show rating points or Internet clicks. The hucksters make up false accusations and spread them like Elizabeth Warren. Top prize for such opportunism goes to Ted Cruz, who turned against the trade bill at the last minute.”

In his spinelessness (and oddly on both trade and the Islamic State, not to mention Syria, where both celebrated the refusal to enforce the red line) he most closely resembles Hillary Clinton.

Resembles Hillary Clinton?  Them’s fighting words in Texas!

And if that weren’t enough, Politico reports in detail on how Cruz threw Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Clueless-Kentucky) under the Tea Party Bus.

Cruz, who has long aligned himself with the tea party wing of the party, has taken some flak from the right for backing the trade bill initially — so voting “no” now could insulate himself from some of that criticism. Yet it could further alienate himself from big business and deep-pocketed donors who are staunch proponents of expanded markets.

Cruz cites a deal cut on the Senate floor last month between McConnell and Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Maria Cantwell (D-Wash.) and Patty Murray (D-Wash.) that would give Congress a vote to extend the charter of the expiring Ex-Im Bank, an entity that Cruz says is riddled with “corporate welfare.”

Cruz suggests that McConnell misled him last month on the day of the trade vote.

“At lunch that day, I asked Majority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell what precise deal had been cut to pass TPA,” Cruz wrote. “Visibly irritated, he told me and all my Republican colleagues that there was no deal whatsoever; rather, he simply told them they could use the ordinary rules to offer whatever amendments they wanted on future legislation. “

He added: “Taking McConnell at his word that there was no deal on Ex-Im, I voted yes on TPA because I believe the U.S. generally benefits from free trade, and without TPA historically there have been no free-trade agreements.”

Cruz may soon learn that hell hath no fury like that of a droopy-faced, drawling politician who has real power in his hands and wants to punish a grand-standing, shameless self-promoter.

Texas County Clerks Violating Their Oath of Office

Off the Kuff does an excellent job of reporting on Texas County Clerks that are violating their oath of office by not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples – so Red doesn’t have to.  The latest is Hood County’s Katie Lang who apparently came up with a number of bogus excuses to deny a gay couple a marriage license and then had the temerity to call in Sheriff’s deputies to harass people who were attempting to exercise their constitutional rights.  It took filing a federal lawsuit to get Lang to follow the law.

Lang who sports one of the more bizarre personal biography websites for a County Clerk appears to be a Tea Party stalwart playing to her base in boldface type.  Her webpage proudly touts her extensive experience as an “award winning video producer/director with over 28 years in the film industry.”  It goes on to talk about her “high personal standards” and lists numerous awards she has received for her commercials for the now-defunct Tandy (Radio Shack) Corp.  At the end of the biography – again in bold print – Lang proudly touts:

WHAT COUNTS . . . THE CITIZENS OF HOOD COUNTY!

Unless of course, those citizens happen to be gay.

Whataburger Prohibits Open Carry

Whataburger will continue to prohibit the open carrying of firearms in its restaurants despite the new Texas law which authorizes open carry.  The policy will be enforced in the company’s nearly 800 restaurants.

Preston Atkinson, Whataburger’s president and CEO, said customers who are licensed to carry concealed weapons will still be allowed to do so, but visible carrying of firearms will not be allowed.  According to a statement published on the company’s website.  While attempting to assuage potential backlash from the Second Amendment absolutists, Whataburger has made it clear that open carrying of firearms will not be tolerated at its restaurants.

Whataburger supports customers’ Second Amendment rights and we respect your group’s position, but we haven’t allowed the open carry of firearms in our restaurants for a long time (although we have not prohibited licensed conceal carry). It’s a business decision we made a long time ago and have stood by, and I think it’s important you know why.

But first, as a representative of Whataburger, I want you to know we proudly serve the gun rights community. I personally enjoy hunting and also have my concealed carry license, as do others at Whataburger.

From a business standpoint, though, we have to think about how open carry impacts our 34,000+ employees and millions of customers. We serve customers from all walks of life at more than 780 locations, 24 hours a day, in 10 states and we’re known for a family friendly atmosphere that customers have come to expect from us. We’re the gathering spot for Little League teams, church groups and high school kids after football games.

We’ve had many customers and employees tell us they’re uncomfortable being around someone with a visible firearm who is not a member of law enforcement, and as a business, we have to listen and value that feedback in the same way we value yours. We have a responsibility to make sure everyone who walks into our restaurants feels comfortable. For that reason, we don’t restrict licensed concealed carry but do ask customers not to open carry in our restaurants.

Red (who has enjoyed a good Whataburger since that fateful day his Dad first took him to a Whataburger in Victoria) will be ordering a No. 1 Combo with cheese and no onions and an unsweet iced tea for the drink in celebration of Whataburger showing some spine.