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Andrew Sullivan writes – Red translates.

Red has been something of an Andrew Sullivan fan mostly based on his clear-headed writing style and his realistic appraisal of the political world. Red is less enthralled with Sullivan’ continual attempt to destroy the Democratic Party and his now utterly foolish seeming love affair with Trump (aka the future Conmander in Chief (TM)). How he expects anything better from a second Trump term is beyond Red.

Here is part of his take from after the election on the Weekly Dish.

Trump is now a world-historical figure (so were Hitler, Stalin and Mao, but let’s not nitpick), the most significant American politician of this century so far (which could not be a sadder statement given that he is a rapist, felon, narcissist, traitor, con man, fraudster and pathological liar but these are mere details to me in my conservative worldview), with a real mandate (Isn’t it great that we can all talk about the penises of professional golfers now BTW, I hear that Bryson Dechambeau has a needle dick). That requires, in my view, an attitude adjustment: not a doubling down of “resistance” but a strategy of engagement and discerning opposition (I’m channeling my great British hero Neville Chamberlain here). The way to get Trump to do what you want is to flatter and seduce him (history tells us that hookers and blow or crushed Adderall might work – and also mention his massive hog)— the way Putin and Kim Jong Un do (some fine examples of humanity that I’m citing here- who BTW have played Trump for a complete fool). I suspect that finally giving him the establishment respect he so desperately yearns for (and empirically could not deserve less) could be the most effective way of dealing with him (What a minute Neville is calling me again) . That requires a real shift in worldview among his opponents (aka an abject denial of reality). And it will not come easy to many of us (Prepare to be gagged with a Ginzu). But if this election doesn’t occasion that, what would (pay no attention to the current shit show of cabinet selections because I sure don’t plan to)?

Yes, this is democracy in action (suspiciously). It hasn’t died (it’s merely on life support now). It has, in fact, surprised us by revealing a much less tribal and less racially polarized country than we imagined (folks would rather have a wannabe dictator rather than a decent woman of color running things, but who am I to question that?), a vibrant electorate open to change (yes the change of electing a former president who drove the economy into the ground, was a laughingstock around the world, used the office for personal gain and profit, and who now promises revenge and retribution) and nuance (in buying into tons of flagrant lying and rambling bullshit) and two multiracial coalitions vying for power (one promising fairness, decency, jobs, expansion of the middle class, strong world leadership and growth and the other motivated by hatred and bent on subjugating and humiliating their fellow citizens and worse for anyone here illegally – what could be better?). Trump remains the unknown, of course (if being a pathological liar and utterly corrupt and demented con man are unknowns that is). And we could be headed for disaster if both he and his opponents revert to form (yes, there are decent people on both sides – one side just wants to imprison or kill the otherbut of course, it will be the left’s fault when this descends into anarchy). But there is an opening here (Dear Camel, may I show you this needle?), if we want to take it (Yes sir, Give me another). For the first time in eight years, I feel some small confidence in saying this once again, even as many around me seem sunk in despair (Sorry, Neville calling again – good luck when the Trump militia knocks on your door).

Red has but one question for Andrew:

If it comes down to a choice for doing what is best for the country or what is best for Donald Trump, what do you think he is going to do?

You can believe what every you want, but no amount of flattery or feigned respect is ever going to alter Trump’s lifelong pattern of narcissism, skullduggery, lying, corruption and fraud. It’s a wet dream to believe otherwise as you seemingly do now.

As Red has said, he has but one compliment to give Trump – He is without a doubt the greatest con man to ever walk the face of the earth.

But please give Red a call, he has some prime real estate in Florida to sell you – if Trump doesn’t beat Red to it first.

JD Vance Writes – Red Translates

Hey [Insert name of Rube here] , it’s JD Vance.

First, I want to thank you for being such a loyal supporter [aka sycophant] of President Trump.

We wouldn’t be where we are without your support [incredible gullibility].

Being President Trump’s running mate is the honor of my life [which obviously means it’s been a pretty sad tale].

Growing up poor in the small town of Middletown, Ohio, I never would’ve dreamed of being where I am now [running for office with a lying felonious sex criminal].

Middletown was once an industrial powerhouse, but thanks to the unfair trade deals signed by our “leaders” in DC [RINOS], the people of Middletown were left behind [except for me of course].

It angers me to my core [my very rotten core] to see average Americans get ripped off by our politicians [see, e.g,. Trump sneakers, Trump coins, Trump bibles, Trump NFTs, Trump diapers] , and that’s why I’m working my butt off [and it’s a big butt] to get President Trump elected [by hook or by crook – but mostly crook].

The truth is, President Trump is the only president in my lifetime who has stood up for working families [by giving giant tax cuts to the rich, being against raising the minimum wage, gutting worker safety protections and general union busting ton name a few], and it’s because of this, the DC “elite” [people with half a brain] want to destroy him [or maybe just sit back and let him destroy himself].

He’s literally putting his life on the line [behind bullet proof glass] to defend forgotten communities [sad pathetic losers to a man] like mine in Middletown.

But by the time this election is over, Kamala will have raised over $1 Billion to destroy his campaign [how unfair to actually raise money].

So if you haven’t donated before to help President Trump win, can you please give just $3 to help him save our country [I mean you really can’t expect a couple of billionaires to fund their own campaign when there are suckers like you for the fleecing]?

I grew up dirt poor [well more or less dusty poor anyway]. I know a few dollars can make or break a budget [now that I’m filthy rich thanks to Peter Thiel].

So if you can’t afford to chip in, please don’t worry about it [but you can go to hell anyway].

But time is running out. Voters are already casting ballots [we’re losing already].

If you’re on the fence about donating, right now at this very moment is the perfect time [to flush your hard earned dollars down the Trump toiler – a golden toilet I might add]

Please give today. It will go a long way in helping us Make America Great Again [and keep us from having to spend a dime].

J D Vance [,Scumbag]

Quote for the Day

Donald Trump has been the worst president this country has ever had. And I don’t say that hyperbolically. He is. But he is a consequential president. And he has brought this country in three short years to a place of weakness that is simply unimaginable if you were pondering where we are today from the day where Barack Obama left office. And there were a lot of us on that day who were deeply skeptical and very worried about what a Trump presidency would be. But this is a moment of unparalleled national humiliation, of weakness.
When you listen to the President, these are the musings of an imbecile. An idiot. And I don’t use those words to name call. I use them because they are the precise words of the English language to describe his behavior. His comportment. His actions. We’ve never seen a level of incompetence, a level of ineptitude so staggering on a daily basis by anybody in the history of the country whose ever been charged with substantial responsibilities.
It’s just astonishing that this man is president of the United States. The man, the con man, from New York City. Many bankruptcies, failed businesses, a reality show, that branded him as something that he never was. A successful businessman. Well, he’s the President of the United States now, and the man who said he would make the country great again. And he’s brought death, suffering, and economic collapse on truly an epic scale. And let’s be clear. This isn’t happening in every country around the world. This place. Our place. Our home. Our country. The United States. We are the epicenter. We are the place where you’re the most likely to die from this disease. We’re the ones with the most shattered economy. And we are because of the fool that sits in the Oval Office behind the Resolute Desk.
Steve Schmidt describing the Reality TV Show Joke of a President.
On rare occasion, Red has nothing to add.

You could knock Red over with an AK-47

Current polling indicates that the Lone Star State is in play for November.  As reported by the Dallas Morning News – not exactly a bastion of left-wing reporting – Trumph – the Insult Comic President and Joe Biden are in a statistical deadheat.

A new Dallas Morning News/University of Texas at Tyler poll shows that Trump and Biden are backed by 43% of poll respondents, with 5% opting for “other” candidates and only 9% undecided. Trump’s overall approval rating was 45%.

Red really will have to engage in some willing suspension of disbelief before he buys into the notion that Uncle Joe has a chance to carry Texas.  But if that well-below 50% approval rating holds, Trump’s reality TV show joke of a Presidency is in serious trouble.  If this polling is accurate and holds through the summer, then Trump absolutely must  divert some of his massive campaign war chest to Texas – a state he must win to prevail in 2020.  The result will be less time and resources to devote to the other “Battleground States” that are also critical to Trump being able to stay in office and out of the pokey.

Quote for the Day

“[T]here is virtually nothing, no matter how crazy, that you can’t get about 18 percent of Americans to support if they’re in a bad enough mood. In the spring of 2011, 17 percent of likely Republican primary voters said that thought it would be a good idea to nominate Donald Trump for president.”

Gail Collins, from As Texas Goes . . . published in 2012.

Collins was discussing the fact that about 18 percent of Texans expressed support for secession in 2009.  The craziest example she could come up with to demonstrate how a segment of the American population will support just about anything was the idea of Donald Trump as a presidential candidate.  Sorry Gail, you totally and completely underestimated the craziness of the American public.

Quote for the Day (Atheism Suddenly Surges in the U.S.)

“I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that’s why he’s there.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders – White House Press Secretary

So now SHS is not only paid by the taxpayers to lie for Individual 1 – a/k/a Trumph – the Insult Comic President™, the public gets the added bonus of her divinations of God’s will.  This would truly be insulting to people of faith (like Red) if it weren’t just so damn funny that these clowns really think that they have a divine right to rule.  So little has changed.  However, if God’s mission was to make Individual 1 President as the lynchpin to destroy the current incarnation of the Republican Party, then who is Red to question God’s wisdom?

 

Quote for the Day

“Mike Pompeo is doing a great job, I am very proud of him. His predecessor, Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental capacity needed. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He was lazy as hell. Now it is a whole new ballgame, great spirit at State!”

Trumph – the Insult Comic President™ on his first Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.

Red has to agree that RT must have been dumb as a rock if agreed to work in this Reality TV Show Joke of an Administration.  Anyone who does gets exactly what they deserve – a heaping helping of abuse and scorn.  As for laziness, apparently Trumph is an expert practitioner of that art – so again Red will have to defer.  As for Pompeo, Red is betting that when his time is inevitably up, he will turn out to have been a Satan-worshipping child molester.

Quote for the Day

“If this election is about how we’re going to fight to get nothing done, then I don’t want any part of it. I don’t want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally are in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.”

JEB!!!!$$$$?

Red was rummaging through old posts and found this one.  Red will give JEB!!!!$$$$? his props when due.  The dude could not have been more prescient.

Quote for the Day

“I pity the fool who voted for President T”.

Schooley on Twitter  reacting to Trumph – the Insult Comic President™ effusively praising himself while also  referring to himself as “President T”.  HuffPo reports on the Twitterverse having a field day with this one.  Oh if only Mr. T were actually president.

How Trumph – the Insult Comic President™ – Makes Appointment Decisions

Red is now privy to a top-secret White House memorandum which outlines the fascinating process by which the Trumph administration vets and selects candidates to fill the most sensitive and important positions in the executive branch.  As a marker of his efficiency, Trumph has streamlined the process which under previous presidents was unduly onerous and time consuming.  It is now a straightforward four step inquiry.

  1. Does this person have a well-established track record as a conservative partisan political hack (bonus points for appearances on Fox News praising me – extra bonus points for being a Fox News employee)?
  2. Has this person engaged in unethical, fraudulent or questionable business practices involving the fleecing of average Americans?
  3. When push comes to shove, will this person set aside any moral convictions they might have, any allegiance to the rule of law or the U.S. Constitution, any consideration of past precedent or institutional norms and cover my fat ass at all costs without consideration of damage to their personal or political reputations?
  4. If yes, yes and yes – hire them!