Monthly Archives: March 2016

Rob Morrow -Just Crazy Enough to Represent GOP

Robert Morrow @RobMorroLiberty 12h12 hours ago

Robert Morrow Retweeted scrape GOAT

Go to Dallas and see where LBJ murdered JFK.

Robert Morrow added,

Nice.  Mr. Morrow throws around the murder accusations rather freely.  Among other things, he claims Pres. Obama murdered a gay prostitute.

Whither the GOP?

Red has long lamented the paucity of viable political parties in the U.S.A.  As one of his no doubt Commie sympathizer college professors once called them way back when  – the Democrats and the Republicans were primarily the divergent wings of the American Corporate Hegemony Party.  Each party leaned one way or the other on a variety of issues, but both carried the corporate water when called upon.  The GOP perhaps more eagerly; but what the Democrats lacked in enthusiasm, they made up for in volume.  The country club GOP set which controlled the party paid occasional lip service to some social issues – but there really weren’t horribly divisive social issues other than crime until two seminal events occurred –  the passage of the Civil Rights Act and the Supreme Court decision in Roe v. Wade.  

The CRA began the steady drain of the southern, non-union white working and middle class away from the Democrats.  The racism which had been open in the southern Democratic Party now had to be practiced more subtly by the GOP.  Widespread busing was the final straw for many.

But after Roe, the evangelical base  (which had probably never trusted the Democrats anyway) had an issue on which to build their house – and what a moral issue it was.  Red has long contended that the only issue that might give rise to a second civil war is abortion.  If you really believe that abortion is murder, then it can be as powerful a cause to the individual as was abortion.

The final stroke for the irreversible transformation of the GOP into a socially conservative, religiously based party was the election of Ronald Reagan – a President who almost never attended church on the flimsy excuse that it was disruptive of other worshippers.  What it exactly was about RWR that stoked the religious conservatives is something that has always eluded Red.  But what is clear in Red’s mind, is that the so-called “War on Drugs” fueled by an almost completely wrong-headed focus on a law enforcement solution to what was largely a health and social problem.  In reality the WOD was a way to pander to a base that was always ready to get tough on crime.  But it was also an incredible tool of racial division when the power to determine which drug users would be arrested and punished.  And we know how that one turned out.

But what has happened over the last 8 years has boggled Red’s mind.  He always knew that the GOP and the larger conservative movement were at least partially motivated by prejudices and inclinations of various sorts – fear of the other, hatred of the “inferior” races, intense xenophobia, belief in an American mythology, worry at a seemingly tenuous grasp on the middle rungs of the American social ladder.   But the election of the first African American President – based largely on the aftermath of the abject criminality of many of the biggest corporate financial players –  has sent the GOP into new heights on all but the Presidential level.  The GOP dominates the Congress, holds more state houses and governorships, has its own media arm in Fox News and right-wing radio, and has gerrymandered its way into at least 4-5 more years of power – that is, if it can only hold it together.

And then comes along one person and the entire house of cards seems ready to fall.  The party that has really stood for nothing but opposition to whatever Pres. Obama stands for is coming apart over one person.

Let it happen. All glory is fleeting.  Let the renting of garments begin.   It is absurd to think that two parties can adequately represent all the diversity that is America.  The GOP must split.  The hard core right wing must have its own day and its own agenda. It must fly or fall on its own.  The remainder of the GOP which is conservative in so many ways but pragmatic at heart must be freed from the chains of radical social conservatism to actually attempt to govern again.

Red thinks there is actually room for 4 political parties.  Moving from right to left – an unabashedly religious based socially conservative and skeptical of all government party, a moderately conservative party wanting to actually govern and serve its corporate masters, a moderately liberal but pragmatic party, and a trade unionist, socialist party. And the Libertarians can continue to eat shit.

Today in Texas History – March 7

From the Annals of Flora –  In 1901, the Texas legislature proclaimed the bluebonnet (lupinis texensis) to be the official state flower.  The shape of the petals on the flower resembles the bonnet worn by women pioneers.  The use of the flower to beautify Texas highways did not begin with Lady Bird Johnson.  The effort preceded her admirable work by at least 30 years.  In the 1930s the state began a highway-beautification program that included scattering bluebonnet seed along highways and byways.  The bluebonnet is the subject of many landscape paintings – mostly bad.  With the reasonable rains we have had, the show should be fairly good this year.  Just be careful when pulling off the highway for your bluebonnet picture.  The peak of bluebonnet season is usually in late March or early April.

Quote for the Day

“Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs…Since he supports gay marriage, he should be proud of his background as a homosexual/bisexual. He is against everything else Christians stand for, he might as well be for infidelity.”

Mary Lou Bruner, Republican Candidate for the Texas State Board of Education.

Bruner exemplifies what has become of what was a respectable political institution – one that is now an almost complete farce.  Bruner won 48% of the vote in the GOP primary and will likely win the runoff with support from Tea Partisans who actually believe such nonsense.  And since she will have an “R” by her name, she will win in November and then will be part of the Board that approves your children’s textbooks.  If that doesn’t frighten you, nothing will.  But if you really like being frightened, read the Washington Post article on MLB. To quote Count Floyd, “It’s really, really scary kids.”

Is There Anything Ted Cruz Doesn’t Lie About (cont.)?

Red loves his frequent emails from Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas).  The one this morning contained some real whoppers revealing that our Cubo-Canadian senator is either a constitutional ignoramus or liar.  Red goes with liar.

Our Founding Fathers designed the Constitution to act as chains to bind the mischief of government (actually we all know it was written to empower the government to actually accomplish stuff after the disastrous gridlock caused by the Articles of Confederation – but pish!) and protect the liberties endowed to us by our Creator (forgetting to include a single reference to God or a Creator must have been an oversight – and that whole thing about “no religious test ever being required as a qualification to any office or public trust”  – well that’s just words). Today, with a vacancy on the United States Supreme Court, those liberties hang in the balance (you know scales of justice and all that). The sanctity of life (except for executing possibly innocent bad guys and I have no problemo with that), marriage (gay cows are out the barn already), religious liberty (aka an excuse to exercise their bigotry to some), and the Second Amendment (how horrible if I can’t make machine gun bacon anymore) are at risk.

The American people must have a voice in deciding the next Supreme Court Justice (I forget exactly where that is in the Constitution), and accordingly, I will continue to fulfill my constitutional duty (other than actually bothering to show up to do the job I was elected to do) by advising that the Senate should not consider any replacement nominated by President Obama (or in other words – ignore my constitutional duty to advise and consent). 

“Justice Scalia was a lion of the law (he literally loved to stalk, kill and eat plaintiff’s lawyers),” said Sen. Cruz. “He was someone I knew for 20 years (although he didn’t remember me working for the Court). He was brilliant. He was principled. He singlehandedly changed the course of American law (Yes, he actually won many 1-8 decisions just by the sheer force of his personality). I’ve said before, like Ronald Reagan was to the presidency (except that we all know he couldn’t get elected dog catcher in today’s GOP), so Justice Scalia was to the Supreme Court (well, except for that whole being senile at the end part). For 80 years it has been the practice that the Senate has not confirmed any nomination made during an election year, and we shouldn’t make an exception now (notice how I have subtly changed that argument to get around the fact that Anthony Kennedy was confirmed 97-0 in the last year of Reagan’s presidency, but I am guessing you aren’t paying very close attention to that fact or the 15 other Supreme Court Justices who were confirmed in an election year going all the way back to George Washington – the founding fathers were really morons to let that happen).

The Republicans are Master-debaters

Red is pretty damn sure that last night’s GOP debate is the first time that penis size has ever come up in a presidential debate.  The spirited repartee over the size of Donald Trump’s penis has generated some interesting and heretofore unprecedented headlines on the important topic of just how big our President’s dick should be.

From CNN – Donald Trump Defends Size of His Penis

From the International Business Times – Donald Trump Discusses Penis Size During Fox News Republican Debate

From HuffPo – Donald Trump Nearly Turns GOP Debate into Literal Dick-Measuring Contest

From patch.com – Who Won Thursday’s Republican Debate: Yoga, “Little Marco”, Penis Size

From Hollywood Life – Donald Trump Fires Back at Marco Rubio: “There is No Problem” with my Penis

Red thinks  the headline writers were challenged by this unusual development and failed to respond with their usual expertise.  Red also notes that Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas) stayed out of the dick-swinging fray last night.  Does Ted have something to hide?

 

Today in Texas History – March 4

From the Annals of the Trail Drivers –  In 1868, Jesse Chisholm died from food poisoning in Oklahoma.   Chisholm was not a cattleman.  He was a frontier trader.  But he did blaze the famous trail that bears his name.  He was born in Tennessee to a Anglo father and Cherokee mother.  He was an early pioneers into the Arkansas Territory. In his 20s, he joined a community of Cherokee Indians in northwestern Arkansas and took up trading.   trader. His familiarity with both Anglo and Native American culture and language (he could reportedly speak 14 different Indian dialects) helped him build a thriving trade with the Osage, Wichita, Kiowa, and Commanche.

Chisholm’s trading expeditions gave him a superior knowledge of southwestern geography. He led several important expeditions into the Southwest during the 1830s and 1840s, and during the Civil War opened a trading post near Wichita, Kansas.  After the war, he blazed a first trading routefrom Wichita to the Red River in North Texas and then extended the route to the Gulf of Mexico.  The route became known as the Chisholm Trail.

The trail was a straight wagon road with easy river crossings and relatively easy grades.   The trail was designed for the lumbering heavy freight wagons used for commerce.  By 1867, the first cattle drivers began using the trail to move beef on the hoof to the railroads in Kansas. During the next five years, millions of cattle trampled down the trail.  The large numbers of cattle cut a swath 200 to 400 yards wide.  The heavy use and erosion cut the trail down below the level of the plains it crossed. Traces of the trail may still be seen to this day.

Mitt Speaks! No One Listens.

Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney spoke out against Donald Trump today.  Red translates for you.

If we Republicans (that means you Whitey) choose Donald Trump as our nominee (instead of a proven loser like me- for instance), the prospects for a safe and prosperous future are greatly diminished (who am I kidding? We’re all going to Hell in a hand basket unless they come to their senses and pick me again). 

Isn’t he a huge business success (I’m piker by comparison, really) and doesn’t he know what he’s talking about?  (insert dramatic pause here) No, he isn’t (I have it on good information from the Angel Moroni himself), and no he doesn’t (he never raped a company and its employees like I did).

He inherited his business (or a small fraction thereof). He didn’t create it (except most of it). And what ever happened to Trump Airlines  (of course, I only fly private – rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi in first class – how disgusting)? How about Trump University? And then there’s Trump Magazine (belly up in a dying industry) and Trump Vodka (not very good I hear- I swear on Brigham Young’s grave that I never tasted the stuff) and Trump Steaks (well those were good) and Trump Mortgage? A business genius he is not (but damn, I wish I had 1/10th of his net worth).

I know that some people (I’m talking about you Hillary) want the race to be over (but not me -surely the party will eventually wise up and realize that Joseph Smith’s  dream of Mormon hegemony can only be put in place when you nominate me again). They look at history (I made a C in American History only because I sat next to an ugly girl and copied her answers) and say a trend (that is, actual voters actually voting) like Mr. Trump’s isn’t going to be stopped. Perhaps (damn it all). But the rules of political history (white guys like me win) have pretty much all been shredded (like I was in 2012) during this campaign.

Donald Trump tells us that he is very, very smart (but not smart enough to buy companies, pillage them and fire everyone like I did – that fool actually creates jobs).  I’m afraid that when it comes to foreign policy he is very, very not smart. (I made a D in Freshman English – no available fat girls).

Think of Donald Trump’s personal qualities, the bullying (believe me I know about the bullying), the greed (that too), the showing off (wanna see my holy underwear?), the misogyny (we in the LDS know something about that one too), the absurd third grade theatrics (my theatrics were at least middle school level).  We have long referred to him as ‘The Donald.’ He is the only person in America to whom we have added an article before his name (okay  I know this is total bullshit -Ivana gave him that moniker, but it really sounds good – hmmm, “The High Priest Willard” has a certain ring to it). It wasn’t because he had attributes we admired (except when I got down on my knees and begged for his endorsement in 2012). 

 

 

 

Michael Berry, Liar or Merely Idiot?

Red listens to Michael Berry’s vile screed that passes for a radio show ever now and again.  Red believes that into every life some pain must be self-inflicted.  Yesterday Berry was going on and on about his Redneck Country Club bar and how wonderful it is.  It was essentially an unpaid commercial for his drinking establishment and Red knows that MB likes to drink – occasionally at gay bars even – and then drive into a parked car and flee the scene.  But Red digresses.  The RNCC was the site for the election night fete of Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas).  Berry was proud to host his long-time friend and fellow right wing zealot.  But Berry could not say enough about how people of all races, creeds and colors are welcome at RNCC and just love it – absolutely love it.  Red wonders do they love going to a place that regularly features a racist cross-dressing redneck performing in blackface and lampooning African Americans with vicious stereotypes.   Her stage name is Shirley Q. Liquor and is a regular on MB’s radio show.

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Red has to admit that it takes incredible stones (or abject stupidity) to be as openly racist as Berry (who has likened black teenagers to “jungle animals” and who claims most white people  “would like to get as far from black people as they possibly could and never have to see another black person”) and SQL (just look at the photo please).

The fact that Cruz would hold an event in such a venue, tells Red everything he needs to know about the junior senator.

 

File this Under Damn, Damn, Damn

CNN reports that Sen. Ted Cruz (TP-Texas) would have dropped out of the GOP race if he had lost Texas.

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was prepared to drop out of the Republican presidential race had he lost his home state on Super Tuesday, he confirmed Wednesday, and is asking Florida Sen. Marco Rubio to do the same should he lose his.

The comments come after Cruz fell well short of expectations he set for himself on Super Tuesday. But Rubio, his chief rival in the anti-Donald Trump contest, is not faring much better. Now, heading into a critical two-week stretch before the primary in Rubio’s home state, Cruz is aiming to change the narrative, working to sell his own donors and backers on his own viability, which is more in question than ever before given Trump’s command of the race.

Listen, everyone recognizes Donald Trump is a unique phenomenon. And we were encouraged by internal numbers, but you know, I asked the team what do we do if we lose Texas?” Cruz told reporters in Overland Park, Kansas, on Wednesday night. “And we had reached the conclusion, if we had lost Texas, that would’ve been the end of the road.”

You blew it Texas.  Now the road goes on forever and the party won’t end until the convention.